- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

i killed my family

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Boner

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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