- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Make me famous

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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