- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Your gay

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Stop procrastinating.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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