- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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