Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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