An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Your mom is not fat!

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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