- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Black people.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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