A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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give me a thumbs up

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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I have aids

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Horse.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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