Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Make me famous

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...