- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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