- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Boner

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Black people.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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