- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

i killed my family

Women's rights

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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