roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

i had sex.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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