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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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