- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Black people.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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