- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

L's I's that took Viagra.

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