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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Yo mama is so fat she died

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What? Yes.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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