- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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