- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Knock, Knock Come in

Why can't jokes spit?

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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