Amanda Knox walks home free.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a black man? A person

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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