- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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