- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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