- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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