CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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