- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Roses are red, yup.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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