- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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