What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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guess what? bannanas

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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