- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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