What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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