Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

kennah campion when she talks

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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