- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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