Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

I'm Coming

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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