- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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