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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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