- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

2 black kids walk into school

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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