- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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