- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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