- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Dwarf Shortage

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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