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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Pickles are powerful

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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