- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Is your refrigerator running? No.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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