What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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your face

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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