- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!