- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Women's rights.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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