- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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