Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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