- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Your mother is average.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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