What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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