- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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