- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

I C U P White stuff

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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