I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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