Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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