- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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