- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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