- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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