- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Hi, my name is Jake.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Whats worse than suicide? death

you dint have to be a jew matt

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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