what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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