- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

the economy.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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