- Anti Joke

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach