A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What fires shots? A gun

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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How would you rule?

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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