- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

V I T A M I N C !

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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