- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Theres an app for the iPhone.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Justin Bieber

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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