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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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