Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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ewrg

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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