- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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