A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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