- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

the WNBA.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Stephen Hawking

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

there was once a jew

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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