- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What happened to my sunglasses?

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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