The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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