Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Anti Joke

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