Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Knock, Knock Come in

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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