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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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