A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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I don't get it

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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