- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Knock knock.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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