Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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