Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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