- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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