Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Of course, first door on your left

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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