- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

hi joshua

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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