- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What's big and purple? Barney

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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