how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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lewis=cardiac

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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