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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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