- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

being sober in a bar fight

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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