Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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