What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Julian Ha.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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