- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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