Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Where's my baby??

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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