- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What is my name? I dont know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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