- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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