Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Your mother just died.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Matthew Wyckoff

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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