- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

HEY!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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