-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

all your base are belong to mark

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops