- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

homosexual rights to marriage

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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