Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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