- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's red, blue & green all over?

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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