- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Penis

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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