- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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