- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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your mom is so fat.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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