Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Julian Ha.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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