What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

No!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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