jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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