Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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