- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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