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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

what's up? my penis.

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