- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

the game

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

I once did something.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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