Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Trump will make America great again.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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