- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

All of these jokes are about white people

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Firgen and the blung brigade

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