how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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what goes boo a sock

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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roak

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Your mom.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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