- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Actually it was me Josh brown

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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