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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Sam Hengal.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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