- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Dwarf Shortage

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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