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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

i had sex.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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