If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Jack Stevens

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Anti Joke

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