- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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