- Anti Joke

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.