Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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