Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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