Black people.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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