- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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