- Anti Joke

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

my egg roll

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.