- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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