- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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