- Anti Joke

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why can't jokes spit?

i had sex.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes