Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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